The Second, in which I express my desire to own a boat.

Holy mother of god do I wish I had a boat. I'd prefer a river yacht (if that's what they're called), but I'd take anything, as long as it has an inside (cabin?) with a bathroom and some place to keep drinks cold. I want to drive (pilot?) my boat all over the river every day, until I get bored of having a boat and sell it for money that will go towards whatever the next thing I don't need but desperately want is.

I worded that poorly.